Danish petition to buy
California attracts hundreds of thousands of signatures
By Jack Guy, CNN
Published 7:50 AM EST, Wed February 12, 2025
Denmark would benefit from a secure supply of
avocados and tech bros.
Nati Harnik/AP
CNN —
A
satirical petition ostensibly aiming to crowdfund a trillion dollars to
allow Denmark to
buy California has received more than 200,000 signatures.
“Have
you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More
sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads.
“Let’s
buy California from Donald Trump! Yes, you heard that right. California could
be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.”
The
petition comes after the US president expressed a renewed interest in
controlling Greenland,
a semi-autonomous Danish territory.
It lays
out a number of reasons why Denmark would benefit from the mooted purchase of
California, including improved weather, a secure supply of avocados and tech
dominance.
“Gaining
an extra bunch of Tech bros? Great! It is what every democracy needs,” reads
the petition, which adds that Denmark will also be able to “protect the free
world” and rename Disneyland “Hans Christian Andersenland.”
“Mickey
Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes, please,” it adds.
All that
remains is to raise the crowdfunding goal of $1 trillion, “give or take a few
billion,” and send in “our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast
of Borgen.”
“California
will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles,” the petition
continues.
“We’ll
bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød
to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based
politics might apply.”
Trump,
who took office on January 20, has described US control of Greenland as an
“absolute necessity.”



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